Snooki

If Snooki is an icon of fashion, I’m leaving the industry,” a disgusted Tim Gunn declared on Tuesday’s “Lopez Tonight” where he was a guest.

Host George Lopez asked for Gunn’s opinion of the “Jersey Shore” cast’s style and the fashion expert saw red.

“It’s all that stretch material — the Spandex, the Lurex, the tightness, the skin. It’s vulgar! I’m sorry! And what is Snooki wearing on her legs…

There are summers when there is plenty of great TV to watch. And there are summers when there is only some small amount of great TV to watch. But, every summer, there are days when you wonder. You wonder if you can get your head around the idea that some utter piffle is worth watching on the basis that it might provide insight into the rococo world of television engaging with celebrities.

Snooki asks the ladies how they prep their kookas before a smush sesh, before spilling that she’s a big fan of sucking on Jolly Ranchers while administering oral action. Um, Altoids, maybe — we all heard that one circa tenth grade — but Jolly Ranchers? Deena seemed just as shocked, while Katie and JWOWW not-so-subtly pointed out the obvious choking hazards associated with this particular trick.

JWOWW, who has been known to strap on a pair of chaps every now and again, even dismissed this particular technique as “too high risk” for her to try out.

We’re at a loss of figuring out exactly how sucking on a Jolly Rancher is fun for him, so we’re guessing this is more for Snooki’s pleasure. We just really hope she doesn’t swap that trick with her man, because the idea of Jolly Ranchers anywhere near a kooka gives us serious anxiety.